i think I’m going to get my cover tattoo this winter, and then hold off on tattoos for a while. not because I don’t want them, or don’t know what I want, but because I want to travel and that’s more important than vanity. and I don’t have enough money for both.
NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.
NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE. LIVE.
URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.
<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>
NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN
EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE
PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA
NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA
REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT
PRETEND IT’S 2BYA
NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE.
FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT.
PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.
STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA
NO “MATTER”. EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.
THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.
TIME DOES NOT EXIST.
This escalated quickly
Protesters are angry about these strange negotiations to release protesters. What kind of practice is this?
shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with
shout out to people who can have regular conversations with you naked.
shout out to being naked
It’s unimaginable and disgusting that this happens to children that don’t even understand what’s happening to them.
Gravity Falls continues to insert ridiculous and obvious allusions to things Disney won’t allow
This is part of the reason why Gravity Falls rocks so much. Instead of fighting Disney, they pretty much mock it so much its become a joke. I love it.
For this one I think it’s by the FCC or smth like that in the law about cartoons and alcohol. but yes, this is hilarious.
I love when cartoons do this. Regular Show also consistently alludes to beer, like ‘soda’ cans in brown paper bags.