waiting for my roommate to finish getting ready so I can start the first drunken friday back at Purch!

who am I kidding I’ve been drinking since noon

waiting for my roommate to finish getting ready so I can start the first drunken friday back at Purch!

who am I kidding I’ve been drinking since noon

setbabiesonfire:

nateswinehart:

Being good to each other is so important, guys.

So that together we may defeat the aliens.

  • Me: on a scale of 1 to 5, 1 being totally acceptable and 5 being definitely don't do it, how unacceptable is it for me to put fireball in my coffee and drink in my 12:30 class?
  • Halle: depends on how well you handle fireball

thatfunnyblog:

I love everyone in oitnb so much..

slimydad:

I love the sims because I love architecture, interior design, and playing god

There’s nothing worse than having just enough time to get ready for class

and then your body’s like ‘nope time to poop’

the-prince-of-silence:

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.


fixed it.

Both of these are accurate.
Male orgasms require a lot of work and are time consumingFemale orgasms are simple once you know what you’re doing

Re blogging again cus cole’s the man

the-prince-of-silence:

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.

fixed it.

Both of these are accurate.

Male orgasms require a lot of work and are time consuming
Female orgasms are simple once you know what you’re doing

Re blogging again cus cole’s the man

White parakeets make me so sad :( i wish my little Shmoobird hadn’t died

frozen-void:

supernaturally-marvelous:

friendly reminder that this man is that man

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I will always remember you Ab-less Pratt 

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