waiting for my roommate to finish getting ready so I can start the first drunken friday back at Purch!
who am I kidding I’ve been drinking since noon
Being good to each other is so important, guys.
So that together we may defeat the aliens.
I love everyone in oitnb so much..
I love the sims because I love architecture, interior design, and playing god
There’s nothing worse than having just enough time to get ready for class
and then your body’s like ‘nope time to poop’
Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.
Both of these are accurate.
Male orgasms require a lot of work and are time consuming
Female orgasms are simple once you know what you’re doing
Re blogging again cus cole’s the man
White parakeets make me so sad :( i wish my little Shmoobird hadn’t died