I have been awake for 18 hours now, which isn’t really that long in the grand scheme of things. I’ve been writing my paper for about 12 of those hours. I have class 12 hours from now, but I’ll have to leave my house in 10 seeing as the bus stops running.
I got this…
but like man I wanna sleep.
holy shit im fucking crying i’m such a christmas weenie
I’ve never heard of this airline but if I ever have to go anywhere and they’re planes go there you can bet I’m using them
One time I was masturbating in the shower and came so hard that I couldn’t keep in my scream but I knew my brother was in the bedroom next door and that he’d hear and know what I was doing so I quickly transitioned into singing the opening of the Lion King.
wow grl masturb8? girl lik 2 cum? wow, lrn neu things ery day wow
Please tell me your hot professor is your philosophy teacher because my hot professor is my philosophy teacher and that would be too perfect
feminists won’t take your opinions seriously because you’re a man? woah dude that sucks. as a woman I can’t even imagine. thank god no one has ever devalued my insight because of my sex and gender
Uncle Iroh, to Korra
"maybe if i ignore my assignments they will magically go away" a college story“they didn’t” the riveting sequel
Your professor will not be happy with you if he says the Stanford Prison Experiment shows human nature and you say it shows the nature of white middle class college-aged boys.
Like he will not be happy at all.
they’ll be happy if they’re a 6 foot tall woman from Hong Kong.